Tuca’s social skills are something to be feared and admired! Also: don’t leave her alone with your eggs.
Move it or lube it.
Check this out. I make music under the name Pregnant Women and I just finished an album of remixes called The Bagel Town Diaries. I like it a lot. It’s a bit slower and more relaxed than the last one I made. All of the songs on here are pretty different from the original versions and they are all extremely free.
It’s a great album to put on if it’s hot outside. It’s a great album to put on if you’re walking at night. It’s a great album to put on if you want to listen to music. It’s a great album to put on if you’re trying to cover up the sounds of kissing because your parents are in the next room and they said that if they catch you making out with somebody again, you’re going to have to go live and work on your weird uncle’s houseboat for the rest of the summer.
Anyway, please give it a listen and/or a download and share it with everybody you possibly can. Also, feel free to pay me a ton of money for it if you want.
Pregnant Women - The Bagel Town Diaries
- Miley Cyrus - We Can’t Stop (Begging For Forgiveness Remix)
- Sage The Gemini Featuring IamSu - Gas Pedal (Lying Down With Your Eyes Closed But Not Sleeping Remix)
- Big Sean Featuring Nicki Minaj - Dance (A$$) (Farting During Your First Kiss Remix)
- Drake - The Language (Ignoring Every Guy At The Club Remix)
- Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe (I’m Sorry For Your Loss Remix)
- Rihanna - Pour It Up (Thinking About What You Would Do If You Won The Lottery Remix)
- Ciara - Body Party (I Can Cry If I Want To Remix)
- Taylor Swift - We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together (Watering Your Plants With Pee Remix)
- Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls (The Ugliest Girl In The World Is Dead Remix)
- Big Sean - Beware (Shaving Your Head Remix)